Rantings

I like the rant idea Yoop, good on ya, take a baseball bat to the stalker and throw the deadbeat out on her ear.  Better yet, turn that rental into section 8 housing and make Uncle Obama pay for it, be sure to insure though-in case it gets burned down by a crack wh– or meth head.  

Anyway, just read that poor old Abby died.  I remember sitting at my kitchen table when newspapers where real paper, and reading the Dear Abby section- usually common sense wisdom from some Judge Judy like old bag.   Can't say I miss her much, I'll bet the last decade or so she has been dribbling cottage cheese out of her mouth, like Bill in the soon to be old folks home.  The only reason I bring this up is that maybe we do need an Abby like character here on the otbb-almost like crazy Roxanne, but just kinder, less liberal, and a little more sane.  If only we could have somebody to write to about things like the brother in law who always drinks all of the beer, the little Jersey girl (hint hint hint Marie) who got a tramp stamp on spring break.  Everyday things like if Grandma smell fun is it related to her depends? or why does everybody always make fun of the spanish speaking guy who always has different cell phones and girls visiting him on the corner?

Oh well, I bet there won't be much else going on here for a while.  I haven't spoken to Bonnie Lea in a while, I hope she is well, If anybody cares Jedd is now a crawler and I can barely keep up with safety proofing the house, his wasteband, radius of curiosity (and movement) expands on a daily basis.  If he keeps growing like he has (23lbs and 29 inches at 8mos) I'll soon have to start ripping off liquor stores to pay the grocery bill.  

and so that's the way it is.  

I like the rant idea Yoop, good on ya, take a baseball bat to the stalker and throw the deadbeat out on her ear.  Better yet, turn that rental into section 8 housing and make Uncle Obama pay for it, be sure to insure though-in case it gets burned down by a crack wh– or meth head.  

Anyway, just read that poor old Abby died.  I remember sitting at my kitchen table when newspapers where real paper, and reading the Dear Abby section- usually common sense wisdom from some Judge Judy like old bag.   Can't say I miss her much, I'll bet the last decade or so she has been dribbling cottage cheese out of her mouth, like Bill in the soon to be old folks home.  The only reason I bring this up is that maybe we do need an Abby like character here on the otbb-almost like crazy Roxanne, but just kinder, less liberal, and a little more sane.  If only we could have somebody to write to about things like the brother in law who always drinks all of the beer, the little Jersey girl (hint hint hint Marie) who got a tramp stamp on spring break.  Everyday things like if Grandma smell fun is it related to her depends? or why does everybody always make fun of the spanish speaking guy who always has different cell phones and girls visiting him on the corner?

Oh well, I bet there won't be much else going on here for a while.  I haven't spoken to Bonnie Lea in a while, I hope she is well, If anybody cares Jedd is now a crawler and I can barely keep up with safety proofing the house, his wasteband, radius of curiosity (and movement) expands on a daily basis.  If he keeps growing like he has (23lbs and 29 inches at 8mos) I'll soon have to start ripping off liquor stores to pay the grocery bill.  

and so that's the way it is.  

I like the rant idea Yoop, good on ya, take a baseball bat to the stalker and throw the deadbeat out on her ear.  Better yet, turn that rental into section 8 housing and make Uncle Obama pay for it, be sure to insure though-in case it gets burned down by a crack wh– or meth head.  

Anyway, just read that poor old Abby died.  I remember sitting at my kitchen table when newspapers where real paper, and reading the Dear Abby section- usually common sense wisdom from some Judge Judy like old bag.   Can't say I miss her much, I'll bet the last decade or so she has been dribbling cottage cheese out of her mouth, like Bill in the soon to be old folks home.  The only reason I bring this up is that maybe we do need an Abby like character here on the otbb-almost like crazy Roxanne, but just kinder, less liberal, and a little more sane.  If only we could have somebody to write to about things like the brother in law who always drinks all of the beer, the little Jersey girl (hint hint hint Marie) who got a tramp stamp on spring break.  Everyday things like if Grandma smell fun is it related to her depends? or why does everybody always make fun of the spanish speaking guy who always has different cell phones and girls visiting him on the corner?

Oh well, I bet there won't be much else going on here for a while.  I haven't spoken to Bonnie Lea in a while, I hope she is well, If anybody cares Jedd is now a crawler and I can barely keep up with safety proofing the house, his wasteband, radius of curiosity (and movement) expands on a daily basis.  If he keeps growing like he has (23lbs and 29 inches at 8mos) I'll soon have to start ripping off liquor stores to pay the grocery bill.  

and so that's the way it is.