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Re: Brother got mangled by garage door spring –

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    jag
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      Ouch, Springs can definitely be dangerous, found that out fixing the dishwasher door last week, my injuries weren't as serious.  Anyway, don't know if you named your boat yet, but here are a few suggestions:)

      Hope your bro feels better soon.

      John

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